Tuesday, March 17, 2009

News

I used to work in a jazz club. March 17, 2009 Posted by Mookie
I find myself lacking anything of significant interest to say today, so I will instead fill up today's news post with random and utterly useless facts about me and stuff that I've done.

Amon Amarth's album, Twilight of the Thunder God, has provided much of the soundtrack for this current story as I've been working on it.

I once met the jazz trumpeter Roy Hargrove. He was a dick.

My cat, Rascal, like to try and burrow face-first into my flesh when she decides to nap on me.

My other cat, Scamp, likes to watch me brush my teeth at night.

I once met the legendary jazz drummer Roy Haynes. He was awesome.

Every Tuesday night I go over to my girlfriend's apartment, eat four tofu hot dogs, watch two episodes of Family Guy and eat a quart of vegan ice cream. It is a magnificent ritual.

I once had a dream where I was a Jedi Knight who wielded a lightsaber and the Soul Reaver. It was the single nerdiest night of my life.

I once met the jazz vocalist Dee Dee Bridgewater. She was hot.

There you have it. If any of you found any of that remotely interesting, I thank you for thinking the random facts of my life are worthy of your attention. If you didn't find any of that remotely interesting, I certainly don't blame you.

That's all from me for now.
Rock on.