Something altogether disturbing and shocking happened to me this weekend. I came to the horrible, reality-altering realization that, in my new apartment... I'm the cleanest one.
I don't mean this in terms of hygiene, mind you. My girlfriend and our friend are very clean women. Sometimes when they smile their teeth do that "ding!" thing. I meant that I'm the cleanest one in terms of doing the dishes, cleaning the cat litter, putting stuff away when I'm done with it and so on. The reason that this is such a mind-bending shock is that for the past thirty years I have been a Slob with a capital S, and yet this weekend I found myself spearheading an operation to straighten up my new apartment. If you're a chronic Slob like me, you realize what an affront to our nature this is.
To reward myself for a job well done I picked up From Mars To Sirius by Gojira. This album is a few years old, but if you haven't heard this progressive masterpiece of metal you're truly missing out on some high quality music.
That's all from me for now.