I do hope all the musicians reading this enjoyed today's joke. I never played the piano myself. The closest I ever came was the Nintendo Miracle Piano Teaching System.
I played the trumpet all through elementary, middle and high school. I even went to band camp, but I never had the kind of experience they tell you about in the movies. Music theory and sight reading killed me, but I developed a great love for jazz and classical music. I also came to learn a lot of musician jokes.
This is my favorite trumpet player joke of all time:
What's a trumpet player's most effective form of birth control?
That's all from me for now.