Politics, Politics

United States politics has been pretty fucked up the last few days, with the Supreme Court issuing rulings that make me want to pull my hair out. So I feel like this is a good a time as any to remind those of you who have been following me, and who read these Tuesday-Thursday blog entries, as to what my personal politics are. Spoiler that these all left-wing opinions and if you were hoping there was a conservative bone in this body, you’re going to be disappointed. Stop reading now if you want to preserve that perception of me.

Still here? You were warned. This is a brief summary of my politics:

  • Black Lives Matter.
  • Happy Pride!
  • ACAB
  • That turtle-jowled senator is a blight on my country and when he dies I’m going to take a shit on his grave.
  • Fuck those six assholes on the Supreme Court. I hope Hell is real for the sole reason that I want to watch them burn in it.
  • I will absolutely throw a raging party the day that orange-faced, bargain bin dictator fucking dies. I cannot stand the sight and sound of him.
  • Trans rights are human rights / Protect trans kids.
  • Healthcare is a human right.
  • Gun control now. Every day in the school year I worry that one day I’ll drop off my son and it will be the last time I ever see him.
  • Commerce is not the same as capitalism, so fuck capitalism.
  • There should be no such thing as billionaires.